SMACLE 

To use one's weiner to utterly embarrass another by smacking them accross the face at a high
speed causing a red, weiner-shaped mark to remain on the reciever's cheek which will eventually turn into a
multi-colored bruise that lasts for 14 days; Typically used as an insult.

When Jamie learned his fantasy baseball team sucked he felt as if he had just recieved a nasty SMACLE!

SMACLE by Justin Buckley April 24, 2005

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

smadley by Smollie October 21, 2009

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Rat Smacker 

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.

Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"

Rat Smacker by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009

Smallen 

The term for baby fallen from the popular video game Destiny 2 by Bungie.

Person 1: Did you see the season 14 trailer?
Person 2: Yeah the Smallen are super adorable!

Smallen by QwertyBored May 5, 2021

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

Columbian Lip Smacker by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016