The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.
Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.
The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.
The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
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Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
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They have their own unique customs and are able to speak Spanish fluently. They have American citizenship and are not 'black', with the majority of Puerto Ricans having Taino and Spanish(Spain) ancestry, although some have African ancestry. They do not 'hate on' Dominicans, Cubans, or any other nationality. Nor do Dominicans, Cubans etc. 'hate' on them, contrary to ignorant belief.
They have their own unique customs and are able to speak Spanish fluently. They have American citizenship and are not 'black', with the majority of Puerto Ricans having Taino and Spanish(Spain) ancestry, although some have African ancestry. They do not 'hate on' Dominicans, Cubans, or any other nationality. Nor do Dominicans, Cubans etc. 'hate' on them, contrary to ignorant belief.
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"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".
"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".
"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".
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Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
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