fucked up teeth

When your tooth looks at another tooth

Ian has fucked up teeth

by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 3, 2017

to the teeth

To the greatest degree or extent; extremely, completely, or utterly.

I know it takes me a long time getting ready, but nothing feels better than being dressed to the teeth for a night out on the town.
Everyone in the bar was armed to the teeth, so we felt a little bit nervous sitting down for a drink in there.
I have to say, I'm fed up to the teeth with all the people littering on campus!

by asenfan February 28, 2020

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007

teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.

Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style

by Gregorgay July 19, 2019

tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010