Love Shy Paradox

The Love Shy Paradox is when a person will actively proclaim their want to be in a relationship but will never actually ask someone out. Scientists have been baffled by this phenomenon for centuries.

Friend 1: “Idk why Aiden keeps complaining about not having a gf if he won’t try and talk to a girl”

Friend 2: “Its a classic case of the Love Shy Paradox”

by LemonBoy2 March 15, 2021

paradoxotaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you do not believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists than it doesn't. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. Form unknown.

The scientists were baffled as to what the paradoxotaur could look like.

by Neoshadow November 15, 2007

paradox

Read below.

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

by Mr. Obvious April 12, 2004

paradoxical phramacology

Administering drugs that will make the symptoms only worse, so that the body can be well-prepared to battle the on-set of disease next time!
Weird...innit?

Doctors gave a weird name 'invert agonists' for those who go through this kind of new therapy called paradoxical phramacology! Go figure!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

paragoyia

Noun - Fear of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant people, especially particularly old white males in positions of power. The opposite of white men being antisemitic.

I am not suffering from paragoyia. The Bush administration really is evil.

I am not antisemetic. The only folks I inherently distrust tend to be old white males. I guess I suffer from paragoyia.

See also paragoyd

by BobSutton January 8, 2009

the paradox

Start by fucking your girl from behind. Pull out briefly and have your hidden friend quickly take your place. Then go outside and wave at her from a window.

Will you help me with the paradox with my girl tonight.

by Lazlomatic April 20, 2018

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009