Cleston

A very good couple

They were such a cleston

by Chode_Muncher December 18, 2017

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Clented

When your mom tell you to clean you room and your mad so you say clented instead of clean

I already clented my room

by 3000 swishes June 14, 2018

Cleat

Clam meat

There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!

by Jack Seabass October 20, 2020

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.

Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*

by spaghetti_cheetos December 18, 2020

Cleated

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

clefty

having more than one cleft

Blake is clefty.
Wow, you have dimples and a cleft chin and a cleft nose, wow, you are quite clefty.

by Lux! April 7, 2007