When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).
We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.
by K Alana July 10, 2007
Get the Toilet Tackle mug.A sickening description of a toilet being filled with diarrhea, period blood, and vomit, all from the same sitting. A rare occurrence in society, it can created by women and qualifies as one of the most pride filled moments in a woman's life. This creates one of the most beautiful and colorful flushes known to man.
Little did Kaylee know but eating that foot long burrito would lead to the first of two toilet stews in her lifetime.
Taylor sure was a hefty woman, she was known for making a mean toilet stew.
Taylor sure was a hefty woman, she was known for making a mean toilet stew.
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look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!
look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!
4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake
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Get the Toilet Labor mug.When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008
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