microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.

how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.

by robert_in_california July 12, 2006

microcranialism

A non-scientific condition in which a person has a head that is much to small for their body. This condition is often exacerbated by the individual's insistence on shaving their head. Also known informally as pin-head syndrome and cretinism. May be accompanied by slight retardation, or just a bad attitude.

That cretin down at the restaurant has a bad case of microcranialism, but I'd still nail his sister.

by Big Tilly September 22, 2006

microcynophilia

A devastating psychological disease in which the sufferer mistakes the likes of chihuahuas and dachshunds for actual dogs. In severe cases, the sufferer may even prefer the company of such animals. Female microcyniphiles may even carry them around in their purses.

If a person prefers dogs whose life expectancy is higher than their weight, than he or she may be suffering from microcynophilia.

The best treatment for micrcynophilia is a nice large dog, such as a golden retriever, great Dane, or St. Bernard.

I broke up with my girlfriend after I saw her carrying a teacup chihuahua in her purse; she never told me she had microcynophilia.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

Micro cheater

When you s/o texts, flirts, kisses or touches someone else. Not as bad as full on cheating

Ray Ray was texting his 'friend'. I'm dumping that micro cheater

by gayhomolove August 29, 2016

Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016