Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"

My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.

by Structure6 December 6, 2011

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.

Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?

by Always Winning August 23, 2012

Frozen

Really fucking cool.

Yo that party was frozen!

by ((G)) April 14, 2017

frozen Joe

Renowned frozen yoghurt franchise, known for its exquisite taste and innovative flavours. The flagship stores in and around Berlin, as well as their franchises, provide customers with a delicious and healthy tasting experience.

Boy: Do you wanna go and get an ice-cream?
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.

by littlecaprice April 20, 2017