Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.

Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!

by Steph&Chels October 18, 2008

Beerslayer

noun; One who engages in or practices the art of slaying beers.

Look at that guy knock those back. Pint after pint after pint. He's a real Beerslayer...eh?

by Beerslayer October 1, 2007

beersicle

A beer consumed from a can at a cold weather event like a Canadian Football game. Usually some water freezes around the lip of the can, hence the beersicle.

Damn, I spilled my beersicle when they scored that touchdown.

by Mombo Man November 19, 2013

Beersgiving

Beersgiving is truly the most wonderful time of the year! Usually taking place the day before Thanksgiving. It is a time to reflect and get all your all friends together either at a bar, household, etc. and drink to your heart content. Songs will be sung, games will be played, music will be dance too. This is the day you enjoy before having to face the sad and disappointed faces of your family the next day. Even though the day is called Beersgivings, all alcoholic drinks fall under this parent definition.

Cathy: Happy Beersgiving Jordan!! Let's get everyone together, get Fucked up, and sing Bohemian Rhapsody all night!!!!!
Jordan: That sounds Amazing Cathy, I knew there was a reason I loved you!

by TheRoyalDude27 November 21, 2018

juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

by Velocitron August 12, 2019

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009