assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.

Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.

by lokkomokko January 24, 2010

assfire

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.

Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

assdick

a guy with no ass or dick

Lewis chappel has no ass nor dick hes an assdick has to use a magnifing glass to wank !

by ejhfjhdkjbsjkebf January 28, 2009

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

assface

a assface is somebody whos ass is worn on their face instead of in their pants. an assface is someone who is very ugly.

The woman who yelled expletives at me is a total assface.

by Natalie Kauffman August 23, 2006

assdial

ass dial

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003