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Cocksuckin'

(Vulgar) A very general intensive use, often for eu or objectionable as an intensifier use.
Such as: Wretched; damned , motherfucking, the fuck....etc.
Whataya do? you can't even fuck wi' anybody you shoulda killed that mufuckin cocksuckin' officer but now we Gon be arrested.
by Kage Maro 2008 February 28, 2015
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Cocksuckin' intense

When something so awesomely intense it needs to be emphasized and associated with the gloriousness of fellatio.
dude he hunts gators? that's cocksuckin' intense!
by Coggie Da Bastid September 24, 2009
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cocksuckin motherfuckin bitch ass nigger

A person who is bisexual and has had sex with moms. They're also black. and normally girls.
Your that cocksuckin motherfuckin bitch ass nigger, that slept with my mom last Tuesday.
by z1000111 October 18, 2009
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Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
by kam75xx December 31, 2017
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Cocksucking Attorney

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.
1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".
by JusticeThePup March 22, 2023
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Cocksucking ATM

by Dong Massuse February 24, 2009
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