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school is cool 

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this
Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*
school is cool by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

School Favouritism 

When a school gives more attention to other students and not the ones in need of it
Person 1: I never got graded in online school but Tyler did
Person 2: Must be School Favouritism
School Favouritism by Ginger Kiddo February 22, 2021

school bae 

a “bae” that goes to your school but y’all not really together
i can’t wait to see my school bae tomorrow
school bae by lluv4niyaa September 5, 2021

School Computer 

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.
Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.
School Computer by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

school lunch 

Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...

school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!

-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?

-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.

-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...

-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once

-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days

-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...

-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok

-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad

in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...

(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
school lunch by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022

School of Enviromental Studies 

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.
"Oh you go to the pothead high school?"