ass weasel 

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

ass weasel by that'sariot March 12, 2009

ass hole contest 

where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.

I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.

ass hole contest by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Ass Trap 

A sex fiend.

A guy or a girl who will pretend to be interesting, or pretend to care about what you say and think just to get laid and then will never talk to you again.

Becca: Omg, and he told her he was into her music and he likes cats and he is a volunteer for Peta.

Kayla: what an ass trap

Ass Trap by KAYLAHARRINGTONWINS February 24, 2010

Ass Dip Wall Grind 

Pile driving someone in the ass upside down against the wall

Oh man, Jerry gave me such a rough ass dip wall grind last night in kids bedroom.

Ass Dip Wall Grind by dayuumdawg May 11, 2010

Ass Mash 

Getting your ass handed to you by a Wal Mart employee.

Going through the 20 item express checkout line with more than 20 items will result in a ass mash beat down. Watch out!

Ass Mash by Lassie17 May 31, 2010

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

ass kazoo by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

Ass Parade 

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

Ass Parade by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011