ass clown

A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.

Damn Vit and Gordy are a couple of ass clowns!

by Rahger August 2, 2007

pigeon ass

Someone with a sweaty ass that seems to coo when they walk.

"You hear that, sounds like someone has pigeon ass."

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

by Phill Latio January 13, 2008

PICASSO ASS

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

Holy crap! That girls got a picasso ass!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

fat ass

a fat fuck who only thinks about eating and doesnt have anything better to do

"damn that guy Joe is such a fat ass since he only thinks about eating food"

by paula rangel April 12, 2008

ass neck

flap of skin between testicles/vagina and anus. Similar to Harry Wurzbach, but can be used for both sexes

"I'll choke you by your ass neck, I will!!!"

by Smapdee May 6, 2003