Sex Jesus 

Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.

Alexis is a sex jesus. i must marry this girl.

Sex Jesus by daemondreams October 19, 2010

thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

thank Sweet Baby Jesus by revolution724 November 13, 2011

zombie jesus 

The zombified version of Jesus

"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"

zombie jesus by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

baby jesus 

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's

baby jesus by loliamroshan March 31, 2009

black jesus painting 

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

black jesus painting by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

brown Jesus 

A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.

"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."

brown Jesus by brownjesusjesus June 7, 2007

come to jesus/come to jesus talk 

you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents

father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.

come to jesus/come to jesus talk by ruffpuff July 28, 2004