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brown Jesus
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A dump so large it is
as if
the ass of God
came
forth and gave you His only Son, in turd
form
.
"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a
plumber
because my
brown
Jesus'
broke
the toilet."
brown Jesus
by
brownjesusjesus
June 7, 2007
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