ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.

Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!

by major wipeout May 13, 2010

Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 5, 2012

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011