mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

throwing trout

when a man wears pants which accentuate his package, often to the point to leaving nothing to the imagination

Billy's really throwing trout today. Think those pants can get any tighter?

by djk412 February 18, 2009

bitchslap the trout

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.

Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."

by Enderpickaxeman August 11, 2016

The Frisky Trout

A handshake derivative in which you and another person, facing one another, reach in and begin slapping each other’s forearms simultaneously and rapidly.

I wished Bryan a Happy Birthday with The Frisky Trout.

by Meandersteg June 19, 2020

sewer trout

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.

by Anonymous December 11, 2002

brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush

brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you

by t045t May 18, 2011

THOT Trout

A 30yr+ male hoe/slut who goes to the club to pick up younger woman.

I'm going to the club tonight hoping to get took home by a THOT Trout.

I don't let THOT Trout's buy me drinks.

by womanwitdadragontattoo June 21, 2014