Boy 1: Dafuck
Boy 2: Hey man i didn't mean it.
or
Boy 1: What do you fuck
Boy 2: Dafuck
or
(gets a bad grade)
Boy 1: Dafuck
Boy 2: Hey man i didn't mean it.
or
Boy 1: What do you fuck
Boy 2: Dafuck
or
(gets a bad grade)
Boy 1: Dafuck
by dbmac December 16, 2008
Get the Dafuck mug.When one is in a deep sleep due to being poisoned, the caretaker must call all idiots trying to help a daft dimbo.
Mark: Ayo why is Jennifer asleep?
Anton: I think she's drunk as fuck
Mark: Lets have some fun shall we?
Luke: STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU DAFT DIMBOS
Anton: Thou shall not take advantage.
Anton: I think she's drunk as fuck
Mark: Lets have some fun shall we?
Luke: STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU DAFT DIMBOS
Anton: Thou shall not take advantage.
by Hilsnigga January 19, 2014
Get the daft dimbo mug.Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them."
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"
by Smh gay ships ruined my life April 16, 2015
Get the Dafuq mug.1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
by loverlyidear August 7, 2012
Get the dafuq mug."definitely" spelled in an even more fucked up way than "definately;" sprouted from internet idiotism rather than common sound to spelling misinterpretation
by Merriam-Webstar July 13, 2007
Get the dafinitely mug.1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
by ok-Doke March 16, 2008
Get the daffy-nition mug.A pretty but dumb individual. A person who makes up in cuteness what they lack in actual substance. A slightly less evil version of the valley girl.
by eraera April 30, 2008
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