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horseface 

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."
"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"
horseface by jkjkjklololol January 2, 2008
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horsey apples 

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'
horsey apples by s george April 20, 2006

Horsewood 

A certain person who works at a certain large Diy store in the north lincolnshire area who goes out of her way to piss everyone off in every way she can think of.

Not only this but this certain person seems to be in love with horses and fantasises over them at night in her stable with her fuckin' sugar lumps and fuckin' salt lick!
I think we all know who it is!

Fuckin' Horsewood!
Horsewood by jebend dick ched February 2, 2008

horsetitute 

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
horsetitute by scodder May 6, 2010

horseboxed 

horseboxed - extremely intoxicated
"Lad went out last night and got completely horseboxed!"
horseboxed by Hi5Ace October 21, 2011
The best ting on erth I wish I cold mate with won
OMG is that a bonch of horses I love horses 😍
Horses by -_____-..____..-_ February 17, 2020