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jungle monkey 

A racist term for an African-American.
Clayton: Hey! You jungle monkeys turn that music down. You Niggers makes me sick
jungle monkey by John Jacob Ring April 12, 2007

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

Look at that little monkey run! 

This expression was said by Howard Cosell during a 1972 televised ABC broadcast on July 29, 1972 in reference to Mike Adamle, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs in the preseason AFC-NFC "Hall of Fame" game between the Chiefs vs. New York Giants at Fawcett Stadium.

Until the appearance of the factual website about it, people mistakenly associated this sentence with a different football game in 1983. On September 5, 1983, during the season opening Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins, Howard Cosell made a second comment using the words "little monkey." In that game, Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett was playing a great game, and following Garrett's 6th pass reception while still in the first quarter, Howard Cosell commented to Don Meredith, "Joe Gibbs wanted to get this kid and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he?"
When a smaller physical stature NFL football player would run and dart around after getting his hands on the ball, Cosell would like to say "Look at that little monkey run!" It didn't matter if it was a white or black player.

porch monkey 

another type of racial slur towards black people.
guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
porch monkey by k0_ November 29, 2018

Snub the monkey 

The act of dissing or ig a guy's dick.
Caleb's feelings where hurt because his friend made fun of his cock instead of playing with it. His buddy should know better than to snub the monkey! He should have spanked it.
Snub the monkey by dlee169 December 17, 2008