Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

Donkey Water by Bshow November 24, 2015

beef water 

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

beef water by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

Louisiana Water Baloon by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

dike water 

In human terms, a dike is a long narrow hole dug into to divert water. In lesbionic terms, when a lesbian, especially a Bulldyke, has another person (drink the water), or in laywoman's terms, charms another to let her dig into that hole... and flick that bean in the process of course.

In the hot sun, two prisoners in orange jumpsuits dig a trench. BEANIE: "Gosh it's so hot. I'm sweaty and wet all over." BULLDYKE: "Wet is good. Even better when we get into that long narrow hole ." BEANIE: "It sounds like you just served up a hot glass of dike water." BULLDYKE: "Busted... again." Bulldyke laughs, snorts, burps, then farts.

dike water by Terio Marin June 10, 2016

Indonesian Water snake 

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

Indonesian Water snake by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

kinky water 

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

kinky water by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017

romanian water balloon 

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

romanian water balloon by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017