telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.

What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!

by osmahad42 November 27, 2020

Telepathy

The act of communicating with another person subconsciously but not physically interacting with them. For example this could be having a conversation with them or reading their mind to see what they are thinking/ feeling at that time.

My friend; Pick a number between 1 and 10
Me: Why?
My friend: I want to see if i can guess your number correctly through telepathy
Me: Okay.

Ermm.... Okay, i have thought of it

My friend: Now keep thinking about that number, i am going to guess what it is
Me: Okay.

My friend: * 10 second silence*

Is it 6?
Me: Yep, how did you know?
My friend: I don't know, I could just sense it. 😂

by And i oop, sksksks - November 29, 2020

telekinvtic

a bully editor who everyone is jealous of cuz she’s so cute and skinny

omg telekinvtic told me to die! who cares 👄

by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020

tellsaep

tellsaep is the most amazing girl in the world. she is so thoughtful and she’s gorgeous.

Person 1 : Wow tellsaep is so rude
Person 2 : Bitch stfu

by peepeoeoeoep December 3, 2020

tellsaep

tellsaep is the most amazing girl in the world and she is so gorgeous, and if you don’t like her you’re lame.

Person 1: Wow! tellsaep’s edits are so good!
Person 2: I agree

by peepeoeoeoep December 3, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

telehealth

a virtual checkup for health-related services through video call or chat

Doctor: Don't forget we'll have a free telehealth next month.
Patient: You mean it's gonna be an online checkup?
Doctor: Yup!

by timlight December 17, 2020