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telekinvtic 

a bully editor who everyone is jealous of cuz she’s so cute and skinny
omg telekinvtic told me to die! who cares 👄
telekinvtic by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020

Programming Telekinetically 

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.
Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

Telekinetic 

Yes, this means moving objects, telepathy is reading minds.
so that idiot below the person below ME is a dumbass
In diablo 2 a sorcress use her Telekinetic ability to move and lift objects,
Telekinetic by ThatEmoKid October 5, 2005

Telekinetic 

Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.
Telekinetic by Yakenslash February 4, 2004

Telekinutis 

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind
"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis
Telekinutis by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

telekineticanizer 

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)
I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!
telekineticanizer by relelahlw December 23, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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