Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario

Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud

by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016

Kitty Wonkers

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009

Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009

wonka wonka

Massively sweet - willy wonka chocolate factory

Dat gurl is wonka wonka, man!

by NinjaL3rK March 5, 2005

wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.

The wonking i got today was awesome

by Chelsy June 17, 2006

wonk

1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.

I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.

by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006

Wonked Out

Being extremely tired on not present in your mindset from anything, including but not limited to drugs & alcohol. When someone is wonked out, they resemble the mentality of a sterotypical zombie, with no cognative ability. When they are wonked out, they will not being able to think or practice reason, and are unlikely to remember any details of this experience later.

Likely to have stemmed from the expression zonked out, but has particular circumstances to help better describe these moments when they occur.

This can also include people who have passed out or are not awake if they got to this state from previous actions resulting in being wonked out prior to their sudden slumber.

I once worked 75 hours in a week on very little sleep, and was so wonked out by the final day I now need to work 75 more to make up for all my actions.

Jimmy finished his weekend alcohol supply by early saturday morning and was so wonked out we had to get him back to his home.

by -Zoso- October 10, 2008