Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

grum

the lips of a dog's snout, also known as beak.

it is very soft and must be dealt with with the utmost care, can be harvested by cupping hands around it when especially cute.

*usually complimented in strange accent*

Oh (insert dog name) hOW swEeT yoUR GrUM iS

by hug2002 December 30, 2018

Gromp

grompy gromped gromps

noun
a grumpy cat, alternative for catitude

verb
displaying catitude, act in a grumbling, manner

My cat gromped at me when I didn't feed him on time.

My cat has a resting grompy face.

My cat is such a gromp when her sleep is disturbed.

Kitty has a case of the gromps.

by PseuDamit March 8, 2020

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

grumpo

A person who exhibits an aggressive attitude towards people, places, or objects on a daily basis.

"Man you were a real grumpo last night. You punched holes in the wall and lit a couch on fire"

by Peteskeet June 19, 2007

Grumpa

A grumpy grandpa. Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a grumps.

Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a Grumpa!

by Ggmama May 15, 2018