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You better do the dishes before Grumpa gets home or you'll have to hear his complaints.
Grumpa by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020
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You better do the dishes before Grumpa gets home or you'll have to hear his complaints.
Grumpa by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020
You better do the dishes before Grumpa gets home or you'll have to hear his complaints.
Grumpa by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020
A grumpy grandpa. Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a grumps.
Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a Grumpa!
Grumpa by Ggmama May 15, 2018
A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.
Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.
grumpa by Downvoting Victim January 11, 2006

Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.
Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"
Grumpa Bailey by FlexIn September 16, 2005

wicked grumpa 

A term often used by mainers when describing a large bowel movement. The people who use this term usually have a cigarette hanging from their lip and are fisting a bud. Also often used by construction workers and people who exhibit bad etiquette.

If there are any sorority girls present when this expression is used they surely will not understand. If for some strange reason they do, they will be disgusted.
"I gotta take a wicked grumpa so bad i got skid marks in my underpants"
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