A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.
Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.
A term often used by mainers when describing a large bowel movement. The people who use this term usually have a cigarette hanging from their lip and are fisting a bud. Also often used by construction workers and people who exhibit bad etiquette.
If there are any sorority girls present when this expression is used they surely will not understand. If for some strange reason they do, they will be disgusted.
"I gotta take a wicked grumpa so bad i got skid marks in my underpants"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."