im fucked

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven

Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!

by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

Finch Fucker

A man that attracts finches in his anal cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut butter and bird seed spread in his anus pretending to be a bird feeder.

A Finch Fucker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and ass waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.

by Finchfuckerstopper October 20, 2009

Burn the Mother Fucker DOWN

A type of war cry used when revenge or justice of some kind is in order. Often used before someone finishes something other people started.

"I got fired last night. I'm goin' there tomorrow and imma burn that mother fucker DOWN!"

by electronicbattleground November 9, 2004

fucking fucker fuck

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.

Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!

by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

Generation Fucked

Anyone born between 1986 and 2010 is a member of Generation Fucked, the period when the decline of the United States became irreversible.

Damn, nobody I went to NYU with can find a job. We spent all that money to become Generation Fucked.

by Idiot Nephew July 12, 2010

got me fucked up

A misunderstanding.

Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.

Brian coones is Royaly Fucked

by Everyone March 20, 2005