utahimeist

a loser whos tiktok account got banned and has to use trashy utahimeist instead of sexy utahimes

1: have you heard about that one tiktoker utahimeist?

2: yeah omg i saw someone making fun of them on my fyp!

by quanxisplaything March 31, 2021

Utahir

Someone who is obsessed with attires and simps over outfits. Wants to redo her wardrobe but doesn't have that sort of money. So she keeps buying more clothes on every occasion and then keeps revisting them. She especially loves sweat shirts, cardigans and hoodies.

Friend 1: Hey so how was your date?
Friend 2: It could have been better if I dressed better. She was an Utahir.

by Sumptuousdamsel May 13, 2021

utahfightclub

a sharty bae that can’t stop watching anime

“hey have you seen utahfightclub recently?” “no, she’s probably still watching anime. smh.”

by ërêñ jâēgėr June 12, 2021

utahn bullworm

A BYU student's cock that's been soaking for years.

Ben pulled out the Utahn Bullworm yesterday.

by chapterpsd April 6, 2024

Utahime Lori

Literally mommy material you will nut every where mostly if you’re gojo sexiest person ever

Let me hit Utahime Lori

by Angony June 6, 2024

Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.

Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025

Turn out like Utahime

Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime

I just seen Kevin trip and it looks like he's about to cry fr
Nahh He gonna Turn out like Utahime

by #1BiggestHater September 13, 2023