Whats the chat?

Like saying:

whats up? happening? Whats craic? etc...

First Guy: Whats the chat?

Second Guy: Nout much man, yourself?

by lanolinlikesheepswool June 14, 2009

Dry chat

A lame, boring or unattractive way of conversing - often performed in front of the opposite sex. Classic example being meathead Tom Howes of London, who is famous for boring everyone around him with his useless fucking smalltalk.

Tom Howes has got seriously dry chat. I doubt he ever pulls.

by Lulu Stowell February 5, 2009

chat chitting

switching up chit chatting to chat chitting... made by the great dane cook

I did some chat chitting with that girl. Ya..i flipped that shit.

by D-Man DROCK May 5, 2006

Chat speak

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

CHAT SPEAK.
Sk8er-D00d: LODLSM
PunkChicka: XIF
Sk8er-D00d:DYHTNTMBG?
PunkChicka:HOGMP
EmoxXxtearzzz:WSTS

by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006

Urban Chat

A new part of Urban dictionary's website where you can chat with others online

Let's chat after school

by Jay December 20, 2004

fair chat

Its what you say when you see something that is worse than chat, and you dont wanna swear, cause that makes you a theving westie hick. Which is bad

1st Person: Hey, have you seen Britney Spear's fat stomach, due to pregnacy?
2nd Person: I have its chat, in fact fair chat even, im not gonna wank over her for at least a few days.

by Master Apps August 7, 2005

Group Chats

A prime example of hell. Satin only created this by mistake while he was wiping his ass using Samsungs latest flagship. Group chats aren't good for anything but bugging the shit out of innocent people and spam. Try to leave, you'll be added back unless the asshole who started it included an android. You're pretty much fucked unless you change your number.

Nick: "New group chats fam??"
Everyone else: "Fuck this shit"
Justin: "Insert spam here"

by JustinIsAnAsshole January 21, 2016