Something bad.

The usage of this term originated in the pubs of Peterborough in the late 90's / early '00's and was born following a dispute over the winnings from a fruit machine. One individual had inserted a large sum of money in a fruit machine and when said individual ran out of money he went to the bar to change a ten pound note. Whilst getting his change, a 'friend' of this individual put a small amount of his own money into the same fruit machine scooping a rather sieable jackpot (none of which was shared with the individual who had put in a large sum of money). The resulting conversation went something like this:
"You did that with malice you cunt!"
"No I didn't"
"You cunt! You malice cunt. You maliced me."

Malice has been used ever since and has evolved into a word that can be used in conjunction with anything bad or untoward occurring.

"John fell down the stairs this morning"
"Malice. Is he ok?"

"John's parents split up last week"
"Malice. What's his mum's number?"

"Fancy a pint this evening, John?"

... etc.
by stopthebadman September 25, 2009
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A fucking gorgeous female, some what wild in nature, appealing to most that she presents herself to, and possessing a sexual frenzy like no other. Though she holds a evil side none should cross. When angered this female turns into a nightmare, relishing in the torture, almost aroused by it. Revealing her hostile impulse to inflict great pain and or the death of her opponent.
Tom: I want that bitch!
Dick: Caution!! That girl is a malice! She will feed you your own balls if you piss her off!!!
by tom&dick001 March 05, 2011
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Yknow that Alice who acts like a dude? She farts, burps, never shaves/wears make up and isn't ashamed? That's when you know you've met a Malice (Manly Alice)
Dude did you go down on Alice last night?
Nah she turned out to be a Malice with all that bush down there so I bounced.

Damn Malice did you forget to put deodorant on or something?
Malice: no I actually enjoy my natural odor.
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A common portmandeu used by fans for the Marisa Kirasame & Alice Margatroid coupling from the Touhou game series.
I just read this great MAlice doujin*.
*doujin is an amateur, usually fan-made work.
by Wererat March 16, 2009
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to rape, stab or molest with a dull spoon
I will malicate you with this dull spoon!
by Benita Noffsinger September 14, 2006
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An act of drooling 😪 over someone or something in an orgasmic way.
Alicia was malicating over Nicholas' flexed biceps. 💪

Nicholas was malicating over his delicious Veggie burger. 🍔
by CaptainHerMajesty April 17, 2014
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The act of skating with malice; intending or intended harm.
Skater Guy One: You go skate last night?
Skater Guy Two: Had a Maliceous night bro!

Skater Guy One: Damn!
by Chase Meë January 18, 2013
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