by Oppozy November 12, 2009
by jizzcock May 10, 2003
the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.
i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
by smacky October 15, 2004
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 04, 2004
by segros November 03, 2009
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004