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clam hat

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.
by jizzcock May 9, 2003
mugGet the clam hatmug.

dirty clam

the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.
i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
by smacky July 1, 2006
mugGet the dirty clammug.

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.
Oh, the bearded
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004
mugGet the Bearded Clammug.

clam bagging

All I can smell is chowder after the clam bagging I got.
by segros November 3, 2009
mugGet the clam baggingmug.

clam diving

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
mugGet the clam divingmug.

land clam

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street
by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004
mugGet the land clammug.

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