ass jockey 

1.to be a flaming homo
2.to take or give mass amounts of cock to another man

Chadwick: Oh bro that guy's a fucking major ass jockey.
BillyBob: Oh yeah he's a fucking ass jockey dude.

ass jockey by addisen June 18, 2006

ass-burgers 

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

ass-burgers by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

ass to ass 

A difficult phrase to say with a serious facial expression, as seen in the film Requiem for a Dream.

ASS TO ASS!
ASS TO... phhb oh jeez dude, I am so high right now.

ass to ass by Anthony, the ferocious jungle cat December 29, 2007

Ass Assinator 

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

Ass Assinator by I throw craze October 2, 2003

ass penis 

When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.

"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."

ass penis by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

ass pollution by Pete Dick March 14, 2008

ass last 

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.

Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.

ass last by MoonKnight September 1, 2003