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ass burgers 

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
ass burgers by harblmonster January 11, 2009

ass burgers 

The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's
ass burgers by Layla87 September 30, 2011

Ass burgers 

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
Ass burgers by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020

Ass Burgers 

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.
Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.
Ass Burgers by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

ass burgers 

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.
Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
ass burgers by roscooooe March 31, 2011

Ass Burgers 

When a women's ass looks really tasty.
Bill: "Mmmm She has Dem Ass burgers.
Jack: "I know right, I would really like a piece of Dat Ass."
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