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When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
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