What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"

man eyes by Markoshark June 11, 2008

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The Lazy Eye

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

The Lazy Eye by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

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Gen Queens Robocop Eyebrows

A full proof way of testing a mate’s story is true, with consequences. Means –

Gen: It’s genially true
Queens: Swears upon the queens life the story is true
Robocop: The first of the consequences, if the story is false give them the Robocop haircut
Eyebrows: If story turns out to be a lie off with the eyebrows

Bloke 1: “mate the other night I picked up this fine chick and went all night long!!”
Bloke 2: “gen queens robocop eyebrows?”
Bloke 1 has choice to make If says: “gen queens robocop eyebrows” and is found out lying, its time for a hair cut from bloke 2.
Or Bloke 1: “nah, she was a medium-fat and I lasted 10 secs…..”

Gen Queens Robocop Eyebrows by josh whitfield August 4, 2007

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