The Lazy Eye

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

Lazy Eye

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Lazy Eyes

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

by crimhawk December 01, 2010

Lazy Eye

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

by Jeebahs September 06, 2009

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

by gangster g wiz August 23, 2009

lazy eye

when a guy pisses and it comes out in more then one spray.

i had lazy eye when i took a piss

by josh holmes October 21, 2006

Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004