splirking

Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.

Splirking it with the ferocity of a demon, my balls now ache

by Lord Ballbuster January 9, 2025

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

smurfingtons

when you smurf on someone

omds man like the smurfingtons.

by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025

Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025