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bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017
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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
by big man with little things April 14, 2018
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winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach
by linda April 14, 2005
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sexy-beasting

Verb: the act of being a sexy beast. Which might include acting crunk, taking over malls, acting like a retard, having sexy random dance parties is publis locations.
Jill, Jenny, and Sara are mighty fine at sexy-beasting, pant-less or not. Oh dang!

The albino kid's head would explode if he tried to be a sexy beast.

Not everyone can commit acts of sexy-beasting like Jill, Jenny and Sara.
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browser beating

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!
by lordjulius May 17, 2009
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fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth
Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.
by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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