zoo keeper

someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks

joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

zoo keeper

someone who puts up with your shit...

zoo keeper... self explanitory

by Mark C. McKenna September 26, 2010

kippers

Short for:

K ids

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?????
anyway, it just means grown ups who still live with there parents.

The British comedy "My Family" has a kipper in it.

by Na January 24, 2004

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.

Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"

by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009

Book Keepers Cock Sucker

A Fags Fag. Generally used as an Insult.

That guy is such a show off. Hes a regular Book Keepers Cock Sucker

by KILLKEV August 8, 2005

Keeper

Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014