Kappers 

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.It allows

Kapperz

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.

Sam: Is it true Joe?
Joe: is what true?
Sam: That you got a girlfriend?
Joe: *blushes* yea
Sam: Kappers!!

Kappers by Aguero January 23, 2009

Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.

The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.

Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012

kappernigger 

The most worthless nigger on the planet. A hypocritical closet homosexual who a acts like a civil rights leader but in reality just wants to get paid for doing nothing justblike every other nigger.

Kappernigger was actually kneeling so he could get a better look at his teammates dicks before he started sucking it.

kappernigger by Alabamaniac February 16, 2019

kaspersky 

A Russian "Anti Virus" solution commonly mocked due to being very stereotypical. For instance, before the virus protection will protect your computer from infections, you must first earn its respect. Otherwise, the only option you can select when dealing with a virus is "Ignore". It is still unknown how one must go about "earning its respect".

Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.

Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".

Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".

There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.

Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.

Kaspersky Anti Virus is the most untrusted name in virus protection.

kaspersky by Jordandijinz0rz January 25, 2009

kippers 

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.

Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!

kippers by veeds1 September 8, 2009

kippers 

Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"

Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.

kippers by Zapf May 13, 2005

Kopperstad 

Involving, or being approached with, a vast amount of homsexuality.

Some guy just kopperstaded me last night, at the club.

Kopperstad by Jason November 15, 2004