G-dust

The cloud of dust-like particles produced when pulling off the sock of a geriatric patient. It is caused by excessively dry skin. No known ailment has yet been identified by inhalation of these particles. Also known as G-storm.

What's that on your clothes, is it dandruff? Oh wait, no, it's G-dust.

by omsIII July 1, 2011

Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.

Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”

by aretegroup June 17, 2018

Dhoby dust

A naval slang term for washing powder. Or used to confuse some average idiot into believing your talking about drugs.

Go snif some dhoby dust buddy

by King Coil of the Mountain Hale May 31, 2010

Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

Dust Neck

An old ass teacher

Shut the fuck up you Dust Neck!

by Nate d o Double December 18, 2010

Dusted Pukedroia

This is an alternative personality that can occur when several low class beers are consumed at a rapid pace. This personality will change rapidly to one of Mike Stud, but Dusted will always return with vengeance.

Steve: "Wow man is he ok?"
Mike: "Yeah don't worry about him he is just really drunk, this is normal."
Doug: "yeah Mann I'm Dusted Pukedroia.
Yuhhpppp!" *falls down*
Steve: "hahaha hes totally wasted"

Dusted Pukedroia- The alternative personality that lands anyone in the doghouse

by Blue yhuppp November 20, 2014