toefl 

REAL = Test Of English As A Foreign Language.

Mine = The immediate response in anger/ happiness/ dismay/ praise/ sympathy(Toef)/or insult. Or a random act of speech.

Yo, Toef my brof.

Jimmy: My dog died.
Billy: Oh Toefl, I'm sorry.

Insult-
I swear, I'm gonna toef you so hard you wont know the difference between a pizza and an alien.

Random-
Holy Toefl!!

toefl by Carndizzle February 4, 2007

Toet 

A synonym for 'dessert'
The hottest person who lives on the planet!
Something you really want to have

but you can't...

I want some Toet, cuz, she's hot!
What's our toet? A pie

Toet by poooooltje June 11, 2009

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

Let me get my toenail clippers by danjin May 18, 2009

toejam 

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

toejam by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

Toerien

A strong noble family descended from divinity. Not to be confused with Turin - shroud of - which is merely a rag used to wipe snot from one's nose. It is immediately evident when one is within a Toerien's presence and the feeling of awe inspired by said Toerien has been known to inspire peasants such as Van Gogh and Picasso.

"A Toerien must be close, the heavens appear acquiescent."
"I say, look at the snow melting in his wake."

Toerien by It is Known April 18, 2013

Toeing 

The sexually act of inserting one's big toe into a vagina.

Tony took his socks off and look Becky sexually and said want a toeing my dear ;)!!

Toeing by The_degenerate94 January 15, 2019

five toed sloth 

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

five toed sloth by Legbah February 4, 2008