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Brain Rape 

When something someone encounters causes so much thinking/confusion that the person feels violated.
Math problem: Betty leaves her purse in a store at the mall and averages 36 mi/h on her way home to Glenville, 140 miles away. Honest harry discovers her purse and starts after her one hour later. If he averages 48/h, how long will it take him to catch betty? Will he catch her before she reaches Glenville?

Jim: Dude, I think I just got brain raped.
Brain Rape by saraxkittyxasri December 9, 2010
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veiny brain 

You could see my veiny brain in the photocopy that I took of my ass.
veiny brain by MH555 August 7, 2005

Brain Fart 

"If Ya Don't Stop Thinkin
Ya Brains Gonna Be Stinkin"
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Brain Fart by MJ cvghfgjghf March 28, 2007
A word to describe a really stupid person.
That dude's an E Brain.
Started in 1970 to discribe people that don't use common sense.
E Brain by Scott February 7, 2005

braindance 

A musical genre which hipsters use to think they above the average hipster but fail to realize they are simply just chasing another trend.
hipster#1: so glad i came to this autechre concert to get away from those stupid skrillex listening hipsters
hipster#2: LOL. Braindance FTW.
braindance by RaveMasta1 February 4, 2017

Smooth Brain 

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
Smooth Brain by Vortakainia August 26, 2021

brain candy 

Something that the kinder teachers call the candy they give you as a bribe to do your work.
Okay! Here's some brain candy to help you kids to do your 800 word essay!
brain candy by Dudette May 13, 2005