Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

Menopanic

The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.

"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"

"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."

"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

momopolize

verb: a manuever by a matriarch for whom all conversational roads lead back to her spawn.

Don't ask her about her kids. She'll just momopolize the conversation.

by fineattitude August 3, 2010

Menopaws

When dudes get catty

Holy shit it's getting catty up in here, are Lance and Lennie going through menopaws? #eatatsubway

by Jake Ez July 1, 2017

Monochild

Monochild is a child who is very ugly but has Shuichi Saihara’s eyes due to the fact he’s the father. He looks like a bald version of Baby Kaede with Saihara’s eyes, we don’t know the other parent of Monochild.

“Hey look, it’s the ugly child”
“Do you mean Monochild”
“Yeah, exactly”

by Local Kokichi kinnie July 5, 2020

MANopolize

Similar to mansplaining, when a male in conversation (with a female) takes up 90% of the air.

Can you believe he totally manopolized “How was your day?”

by RadioRedhead January 19, 2021

Monobrow

a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery

dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!

by alli bear October 27, 2007