momopolize

what your mom does everyday to try and take all of your free time

My aunt even tries to momopolize what I do...is there no escaping the clutches of adults?

by ooober goober February 23, 2010

momopolize

verb: a manuever by a matriarch for whom all conversational roads lead back to her spawn.

Don't ask her about her kids. She'll just momopolize the conversation.

by fineattitude August 3, 2010