Menopanic 

The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.

"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"

"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."

"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"

Menopanic by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

Menanicity 

The properties characteristic of a menace

The trait of behaving in ways considered typical for a menace

Can you see the amount of menanicity coming out of that man?

Person A: Did you see how he insulted the teacher?
Person B: Yes, pure menanicity

Menanicity by Pure Menace January 7, 2022

Manoganicious 

When something is unbelievably stupid, unbelievable or unreal

It was manoganicious the way the poo kept coming out

Manoganicious by forrealongod December 24, 2022

monopadice 

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

monopadice by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008

Menopaunch 

Female middle aged spread

'Mate I'd do her if it weren't for the menopaunch'

Menopaunch by Nerradeel October 24, 2007