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Recovery Monday

Otherwise known as Bank Holiday Monday for us Brits.

When your boss announces that a Bank Holiday Monday is coming up or you notice it on your calendar you proceed to contact your mates to arrange a massive party or pub crawl for the whole weekend, this will result in mass injury to the brain and liver forcing you to spew your guts up in your bed or couch the next day in an attempt to regain your perception of the world. This day is called recovery Monday.

Recovery Monday is a safe haven from the stresses of every day life and when announced you can't help but feel relief and anticipation for a good weekend free from the burdens of your job and the daily grind.
Man 1: Bank holiday is coming up!

Man 2: Recovery Monday is in order I think.

Man 3: Let's have it large you bunch of cunts!

Man 4: Oh no, I've got to go on a picnic with the wife and kids on Monday...

Man 1, 2 and 3: Don't forget to pack your tampons you pussy.
by Subtle- April 7, 2011
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Grrrr Mondays

It can only be said on Mondays and Mondays only. If it's not said on Mondays, this phrase will not give the full effect. It means you can make fun of Phoebe 😃
"Hey Phoebe! Its Monday... Grrrr Mondays," said Olly.
by helen ate you August 22, 2021
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Monday

Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.
Zylar wakes up from a coma

Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.
by Zylar March 10, 2008
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A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.
VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!
by Phillip J Nordhus May 25, 2008
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cyber monday

A term made up by e-tailers as way to trick people into internet shopping by thinking that everyone else is shopping online on this day as well.
Coz: w00t, its Cyber Monday, you gonna buy as much as you did on Black Friday?
Porky: Tool...
by porkchizzle December 27, 2007
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Slushy Monday

When you put ice in a girl's vagina, and then you fuck it.
I hate how you can never get ahold of Sandoval, since hes always giving his girlfriend a Slushy Monday.
by Sandoval's Friends April 19, 2009
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Black Monday

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"
by southernballer January 18, 2011
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