like a jo

When you do something waaaaay too stupid, not just regular stupid, or blonde stupid. You did that act of stupid, like a Jo.

Person: wow I tried to get out of the car without unbuckling my seatbelt. Like a Jo.

Sara: hey I'm Sara
Person 2: hi I'm..... I'm....
Sara: did you just forget your name?
Person 2: yep, like a Jo

by hatelove January 9, 2014

JO-Dream

You watched to Mitch JOJOS Bizarre adventure and had a dream about it

Bro last night I had a JO-Dream

by Kornaxus January 13, 2020

Jo Bug

Experiencing a sudden lethargy that keeps you from moving.

Nah Bey Chee Bye! I can't get my arse off my seat. I think I caught a Jo Bug.

by santelamour September 29, 2010

Jo Johnson

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

by Maugh October 12, 2021

Audrina Jo

MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.

IS THAT THE HOTTIEST BITCH THEMSELVES? AUDRINA JO?🤤🤤

by Milflover666 June 25, 2021

Bobbi jo

The one woman who I will always have on my mind no matter how much she might make me mad or hurt. She is that amazing and I will cherish the memories of when we were together, these days I just escape to another world where you are mine and that will have to do. I miss her so much. I'll always love her.

I swear Bobbi jo turns me into a 2 pump chump when she wants it from behind. I can love her for days, I miss you

by Robertplowedbobbi March 26, 2021

jo-johns

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008