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Scrotum Coat

From the South Park Episode about Medicinal Marijuana, a scrotum coat is a coat made from scrotum skin, like a mink or fur coat. As Scrotum skin is hard to come across, these coats are very pricey and are a status symbol.
"Damn, Cruz be making mad stacks -- he just gave his lady September a Scrotum Coat!"
Scrotum Coat by MJ Ginger April 1, 2010

Dodging the coat hanger 

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.
Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"
winter coat by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Pile of coat hangers 

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.
"Your car is fucked up like a pile of coat hangers!"

grandmothers mink coat 

The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.
After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.

Fur Coat 

When you cum all over a girl's body and then shave all your body hair off on top of her, so it sticks to her like a fur coat
Jane had to take 4 showers to get all Dick's hair off her body, after he gave her a fur coat.
Fur Coat by CallMeRow February 23, 2009