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assholster 

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.
Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!
assholster by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004
1. term used to define an asshole pole
2. term used when someone has a huge Polish sausage
1. hey you asspole go back to Poland
2. man you have a freacking huge ass asspole
asspole by LamoTrig March 6, 2008
word created by typing error.
1. A homosexual prostitute
2. (scot) A young female who consents to bum sex with boys wearing sports clothing and burberry. This usually takes place in deserted parking lots or behind cheap tacky chip shops while participants are under the influence of drugs and alcohol
That Steanna Rewart, she's an asshoe!
*name changed for the protection of not so innocent*
asshoe by JJL November 25, 2004

mudda-asshoe 

a phrase that spews out of one's mouth when something unexpected, derogatory, unbelievable and/or horrible has occurred or been said to an individual. The term is believed to have originated in Jacksonville, NC by a Marine of asian descent.
"What do you mean I have to work until mid-night?! Mudda-Asshoe!!"
mudda-asshoe by yejoon September 15, 2009

Assholics Anonymous 

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.